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Dude Awakening

by One Dog Clapping

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1.
From Here to Urantia 01:03
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2.
Going to a Stoning 04:49
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Got no money no alcohol A little bit of weed but it’ll soon be gone Don’t keep sniffing cos your nose is clean Another false tingle running down your spine There’s a nursery purse in a pyramid scheme A one horse fashion in a fractured line Sleep amongst the dead they know the way Come visit us in Distortistan to the hell of denial of the puritan you mean to tell me that your shit don’t smell well I’m hear to tell you that your nose ain’t well you’re clean but are you judgement clean? you’re clean but are you fuck ‘em all mean? you’re stable so very stable Sleep amongst the dead they know the way Let him without stones have the first sin cos there’s a witch hunt going on and I want in see her in the stones dancing in sin there’s a witch hunt going on and I want in Sleep amongst the dead they know the way Sleep amongst the dead they show the way
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Gingerbread Man 04:40
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Take heed from me man, get running Because the gingerbread man is coming I know you think that he’s far away I’m here to tell you he could be here today Take heed from me man get running Listen to me get out of here The gingerbread man will give you reason to fear I know you think you heard it all before Put it from your mind and stay indoors Listen to me get out of here Oh tell me have you heard the news Seems the gingerbread man is on the loose They say he’s gonna cut us all in half Mass graves riots and fake vaccines Yeah the gingerbread man is coming for you! You got lucky that time it was a dry run What you gonna do when the real fear comes? You don’t have time to think it out You don’t have the luxury of doubt What you gonna do when the real fear comes? What you gonna do when the real fear comes? What you gonna do when the real fear comes? What you gonna do when the real fear comes? What you gonna do when the real fear comes?
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Join the Dots 07:02
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I am an invisible madman I tell you the stories you enjoy I am the invincible madman I ask you what do you believe? Dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot I am the principle madman I tie you to a mirror I am the inimitable madman Your caricatures mean nothing to me Dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot I am the intolerable madman I keep on going my voice is a drone I am the abominable madman Well I just keep going, yeah? I am the indefensible madman I am the inimitable madman I am the inaudible madman I am the incredible madman I am the irrepressible madman I am the comical madman I am hysterical madman I am the impregnable madman Dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot Canonical madman
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Another Prize Forgotten 04:45
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People pay in lifetimes for this kind of rollercoaster ride you’re not even sure you liked it? people give up stories to reach your destination and you don’t remember how you got here? Watch as the shadows play you’re another of them listen to the shadows say you’re on the wall One by one the exit gates take all the distractions keep on looking for the brakes but they’re man made, and illusions one by one the exits break and leave with what you have one by one the exits take away everything but now listen to the shadows say another prize forgotten Watch as the shadows play you can’t see them all try to think outside the cave and all the rusty trophies the dust is not the game you crave it’s the past sacrifices try to think outside the cave just in time to ride the wave and sing with all the voices Watch as the shadows play you’re another of them listen to the shadows say you’re on the wall listen to the shadows say another prize forgotten Watch as the shadows play you can’t see them all
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Su Hsin 03:36
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In My Culottes 03:33
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I really shouldn’t be doing this But I can’t see any other way I really shouldn’t be liking this But I can’t see any better way I got stones in my culottes I got stoned in my culottes I really shouldn’t be having this But I can’t do it any other way This really shouldn’t be happening But I can’t think of a better way I got stones in my haircut I got stoned in my culottes I’ve got stones in my make up I got stoned in my culottes I got stoned when I wake up I got stoned in my culottes
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Jesus Wore a Ponytail 03:49
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We're on a dead end ride we want a dead end ride we want a dead end mind we and our deadened eyes Jesus in a pirate movie is your model of Jesus on an uncertain reel Jesus is a private movie are you following Jesus cos this shit is real He's clocked your dead end eyes he stops your dead end ride he's swapped your deadened eyes he rocks your deadened mind Jesus in a pirate movie is your model of Jesus on an uncertain reel Jesus is a private movie are you following Jesus cos this shit is real
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This Roman 06:48
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All the toga parties Od’ed on smarties Smiling for the camera when it isn’t on I’m a first time buyer And a long time liar with Schedules to upload to keep it rolling on Just to see how it feels Just to see what its like Switching off is easy When I’m held by the TV And I can no more tell a story than I can turn my eyes The more they smile The less I trust them Since the beginning I have yearned to be surprised Just to see how it feels Just to see what its like Which part of wasteland Don’t you understand I’ve got nowhere to grow and I see no rising tide It keeps on spinning That its always about winning When there’s nowhere else to go will you excuse me if I hide? Just to see how it feels Just to see what its like And if easy rider Would become my driver I could go back down the mountain and still feel kind of cool Just past the sentry Is an elementary Lesson in old patterns – repetition rules Just to see how it feels Just to see what its like
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Your Mother 02:18
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Sinner I got your number and I’m gonna write it down Sinner I got your number and I’m gonna spread it around Oh for 20-20 I could see until I wondered no more All it takes is flip the system then I'm gonna meet your mother Sinner I heard you coming so I went and got prepared Sinner I brought you something you can take anywhere all the way 9-90 notice how her eyes never change? All it takes is switch the system then I’m gonna reach your mother Sinner I sorta fallen but I started climbing down Sinner I’m not your problem I’m a one face hole in the crowd What has got to happen before you will see things as they are? Find another rhythm find another beat nothing can be hidden when you dive into the heat All will be forgiven when you find out how you reach your mother
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Kiss the Moon Goodbye 07:29
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The world is full of feelings I sacrificed my cool To celebrate my feelings Sacrifice is for fools Your empire is chains In slow motion Your empire is insane And so is this situation And then I kissed the moon And then I kissed the moon goodbye And then I kissed the moon And then I kissed the moon goodbye Imagine my surprise When I found out I liked water You could have knocked me over When I found out I was into life The world is full of reasons So go and find the reasons Go and run from the reasons There is no place for them here And then I kissed the moon And then I kissed the moon goodbye And then I kissed the moon And then I kissed the moon goodbye

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originally released in 2010, this has been re-recorded in 2020, with added artwork for each track.

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released June 6, 2012

All songs and artwork are Flipdog. ©2010, 2020.

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is Flipdog, who has been home recording since the dark ages (1994), releasing it since 2001

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